“Dave Allen Irish Comedian – Born July 6, 1936 and Died March 10, 2005. Aged 68 years”

More Quotes from the late Dave Allen

“A good Storyteller

Never lets the facts

Get in the way”


“The terrible thing about dying

over in Ireland is you miss

your own Wake.

It’s the best day of your life.

You’ve paid for everything

and you can’t join in”


“I’m an Atheist

Thank God”


“I’ve stopped smoking…

I think the cost was a lot of it,

and not being able to breathe.

I first gave up smoking

when I was eight”



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